DARLING NIGHTMARES

Garden Chronicles

Moonlit path through the overgrown Darling Nightmares garden.

There is always more happening in the Garden than anyone admits.

Some stories are remembered.
Some are written down.
Some appear in ledgers, reports, warnings, and notes that probably should have stayed private.

Garden Chronicles collects the smaller stories, strange incidents, questionable records, visitor rules, rumors, and mysteries surrounding the Darling Nightmares.

Not everything here has an explanation.

Some things are better that way.

Start anywhere. Ask questions. Make theories. Just don’t assume everyone in the Garden is telling the truth.

Start Here

Something Sweet

The Last Cookie
Penny made Victor a cookie. Victor has only one problem with it: once he eats it, he won’t have it anymore.

Something Strange

Nibbles’ Reservation Records — Basil, Extended Stay
According to the ledger, Basil was supposed to leave Wednesday morning. The reservation has since become considerably less specific.

Something You Probably Shouldn’t Know

The One Time Ella Stood Up
Nothing happened. That was the part everyone remembered.

Browse the Garden

Garden Stories

Small adventures, quiet moments, bad ideas, and everyday life among the Darling Nightmares.

Found in the Garden

Ledgers, notes, records, letters, and other things that probably weren’t left out for you.

Research Notes

Dr. Banty has documented the results. Whether the results support his conclusions is another matter.

Garden Rules & Procedures

Some rules are obvious. The concerning ones are the strangely specific ones.

Latest From the Garden

New stories, records, warnings, and questionable documents tend to turn up without much explanation.

The One Time Ella Stood Up

Nothing happened. That was the part everyone remembered.

Full-Moon Steve Protocol

The curse is temporary. Steve’s memory is not. Please follow all posted full-moon procedures carefully.

The Last Cookie

Penny made Victor a cookie. Victor has only one problem with it: once he eats it, he won’t have it anymore.

Sammy’s Security Bulletin #01 — The Acorn Displacement Incident

Three acorns have moved. Sammy has reviewed the evidence and ruled out the possibility that this is ordinary squirrel behavior.

Dr. Banty’s Research Notes — Report 47-B: Automated Tea Delivery System

The tea arrived successfully. Everything else that happened is, according to Dr. Banty, secondary data.

Nibbles’ Reservation Records — Basil, Extended Stay

According to the ledger, Basil was supposed to leave Wednesday morning. The reservation has since become considerably less specific.

Ollie Needs the Sunbeam

Ollie has a problem. Fortunately, Victor is nearby—and far too kind to realize just how simple the problem really is.

What Do You Think Happened?

The Garden rarely provides complete answers.

If you noticed something strange, have a theory, or think one of the residents is leaving something important out, tell us in the comments.

The Garden is always changing.

New stories, records, incidents, and questionable documents are added regularly.

Come back and see what turned up.

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