Darling Nightmares

An atlas of questionable geography

Explore the
Garden

Every path goes somewhere. Some of them even bring you back.

01

A place in the Garden

The Church Nook

A little sanctuary for sweets, visitors, and things that become hungry.

At the edge of the Garden sits a tiny stone church nook where Penny keeps her recipe book, her ovens, and several carefully maintained rules about arriving hungry. The candles remain lit even when nobody remembers lighting them.

Resident: Penny →
02

A place in the Garden

The Hedges & Stone Wall

Please do not move the stones. They have always been here.

The oldest boundary in the Garden belongs to Gus. The wall does not appear particularly high, yet nobody has successfully climbed over it. Certain stones occasionally occupy positions nobody remembers choosing.

Resident: Gus →
03

A place in the Garden

The Bird Feeder Frontier

A watchtower, a border dispute, and three suspiciously displaced acorns.

Sammy’s headquarters overlooks the bird feeder and every perceived threat within several yards of it. Maps, warning notices, emergency acorns, and an increasingly complicated system of pulleys fill the tiny watchtower.

Resident: Sammy →
05

A place in the Garden

The Night Soil & Coffin Bed

Bite small. Dream big.

Earl’s corner of the Garden is cultivated to his exacting standards. The soil is rich, the table is set, and the coffin is considerably more comfortable than it looks. Invitations are formal. Refusals are remembered.

Resident: Earl →

The Garden is occupied

Now that you know the places,
meet what lives in them.

Meet the residents →