Darling Nightmares

A field guide to the residents

Meet the
Nightmares

The Garden is home to cats, creatures, curses, experiments, and several things that refuse to be properly identified.

Most are friendly. Some are even harmless.

01Ollie, the Darling Nightmares mastermind cat

The Mastermind

Ollie the Killer Cat

Usually foundElla’s Cave · wherever the best sunbeam happens to be

No one remembers exactly when Ollie began arranging the Garden’s little accidents. He rarely causes trouble himself. He simply places the right idea in the right head, waits patiently, and watches everything go terribly wrong.

Ollie insists this is coincidence. He has been practicing that expression of complete innocence for years.

02Ella-Boop, the ancient black cat and Keeper of Thresholds

The Elder · Keeper of Thresholds

Ella-Boop

Usually foundThe cave beneath Ollie’s favorite perch

Ella-Boop is ancient, powerful, territorial, and deeply inconvenienced by nearly everyone around her. She refuses to discuss her age, although she occasionally complains that certain stars were brighter when they were young.

She complains about Ollie constantly, too—but would bend reality itself to protect him.

03Sammy, the masked slayer squirrel

Tiny Menace · Big Ambitions

Sammy the Masked Slayer Squirrel

Usually foundThe Bird Feeder Watchtower

Sammy established headquarters above the Garden after deciding someone needed to monitor the bird feeder. He remains alert for enemies, conspiracies, and suspicious seed activity.

Beneath the stitched mask is a tiny squirrel with enormous confidence and absolutely no sense of proportion.

04Nibbles, the impeccably mannered cannibal rabbit

The Impeccable Host

Nibbles the Cannibal Rabbit

Usually foundThe Reservation Garden

Nibbles believes good manners matter most when circumstances become uncomfortable. He offers every guest a warm welcome, a properly prepared table, and impeccable service.

His appetite is unusual, but his manners are flawless—and he finds it rather rude when visitors dwell on the distinction.

05Earl, the vampire earthworm

Tiny Vampire · Very Large Opinions

Earl the Vampire Earthworm

Usually foundThe Night Soil & Coffin Bed

Earl claims descent from a distinguished line of nocturnal aristocrats, although no one has successfully verified the family records.

He has no patience for disrespect, no interest in discussing his meals, and no reflection whatsoever.

06Steve in wolf and Chihuahua forms

The Curse Has Terrible Timing

Steve the Were-Chihuahua

Usually foundHowl Hollow

Steve is a proud and imposing wolf burdened with a deeply humiliating curse. Whenever the full moon rises, he becomes a furious little Chihuahua.

What he loses in size, he gains in volume, destruction, and determination to be taken seriously.

07Dr. Banty, the rooster genius

Rooster Genius · Results Pending

Dr. Banty

Usually foundThe Root Cellar Laboratory

Dr. Banty is a brilliant scientist who believes nearly everything can be measured, improved, engineered, or brought back to life.

His experiments do not always behave as intended, but Banty considers explosions and mutations valuable data.

08Victor, the gentle Franken-Ostrich

Big Heart · Small Meow

Victor the Franken-Ostrich

Usually foundThe Root Cellar Laboratory

Victor began as Dr. Banty’s most ambitious experiment and quickly became something much more like family. He is gentle, curious, affectionate, and almost entirely unaware of his own size.

Victor looks intimidating until he opens his beak and says, “Meow.”

09Penny, the Church Mouse

Keeper of Sweets · Something Else When Hungry

Penny the Church Mouse

Usually foundThe Church Nook

Penny learned to bake because she believes nearly any problem can be made a little better with something sweet. She keeps her favorites in Penny’s Book of Sweets.

Unfortunately, something strange happens when Penny becomes truly hungry. No one likes to mention the missing furniture afterward.

10Gus, the silent Garden Watcher

The Garden Remembers

Gus the Garden Watcher

Usually foundThe Hedges and Stone Wall

No one knows how long Gus has watched over the Garden. Some believe he was its first caretaker. Others suspect he was already standing there when the Garden began.

No one sees Gus arrive, leave, or move. Ollie can fool nearly anyone. He has never managed to fool Gus.

11Basil, the Pristine Traveler

The Pristine Traveler

Basil the Axolotl

Usually foundA guest of the Reservation Garden

Basil is a refined traveler from an unusual aquatic family. Her most famous relative is her cousin, the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

She travels with an antique water jar whose reflection does not quite match the Basil standing beside it. Basil prefers that nobody look closely.

12Sweeney, the Precision Stylist bat

The Precision Stylist

Sweeney the Bat

Usually foundWherever corrections are required

Sweeney grew up in New York City, where she developed a sharp ear for conversation and an even sharper eye for presentation.

She travels with oversized antique shears, offering expert corrections whether anyone requested an appointment or not. She is sincerely convinced she is helping.

Everyone has a story

The Garden keeps records.
Most of them are probably accurate.

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